{Kaelyn's Korner} Packing for the Mayan Apocalypse

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Hey there! As a self-declared honorary Mayan, I thought I'd extend this handy packing checklist to prepare you for the devastation my ancestors predicted would befall the Earth on Friday. They were a little vague on the details though, so there's plenty to prepare for!

Here's what you need:

Survival kit 101 - pack that flashlight! How else will you see the zombies coming at you?

Survival kit 101 - pack that flashlight! How else will you see the zombies coming at you?

...just don't forget the batteries.

...just don't forget the batteries.

I packed a tooth brush, too. You don't want bad breath, do you? I'm sure once the supply of soap is depleted, and sewage runs rampant into all our waterways, there will be enough foul odors going around.

I packed a tooth brush, too. You don't want bad breath, do you? I'm sure once the supply of soap is depleted, and sewage runs rampant into all our waterways, there will be enough foul odors going around.

I filled at least half my suitcase with underwear. When those asteroids start crashing down around me, I'll probably end up having an accident or two.

I filled at least half my suitcase with underwear. When those asteroids start crashing down around me, I'll probably end up having an accident or two.

When Earth goes hurling towards the sun, things'll probably heat up around these parts. A swimsuit'll come in handy when you need to cool down!
When Earth goes hurling towards the sun, things'll probably heat up around these parts. A swimsuit'll come in handy when you need to cool down!
On that note... stock up on lots of SPF 6,000... just in case.

On that note... stock up on lots of SPF 6,000... just in case.

I packed my best dress. Can't be under-dressed for all those "WE MADE IT" parties people are bound to throw!

I packed my best dress. Can't be under-dressed for all those "WE MADE IT" parties people are bound to throw!

My blankie and BFF Lamby are making the trip with me. I wouldn't leave you behind, my oldest friend!

My blankie and BFF Lamby are making the trip with me. I wouldn't leave you behind, my oldest friend!

Oh, and don't forget your winter jacket and snow boots. They'll keep you warm as you dig yourself out of 200 feet of snow.

Oh, and don't forget your winter jacket and snow boots. They'll keep you warm as you dig yourself out of 200 feet of snow.

There you have it folks! All your apocalypse basics are covered!  

There you have it folks! All your apocalypse basics are covered!  

Stay safe/dry/warm/cool/un-undead Friday! I'll see you on the other side, my friends. :)
XOXO, Kaelyn